|Aries:||The First to die|
|Taurus:||The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead|
|Gemini:||The one who figures out who/what the killer is|
|Cancer:||The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer|
|Leo:||The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead|
|Virgo:||The one who sacrifices themselves|
|Libra:||The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves|
|Scorpio:||The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs|
|Sagittarius:||The one who is secretly helping the killer|
|Capricorn:||The one who snapped and went on a killing spree|
|Aquarius:||The one who makes it until the end|
|Pisces:||The one who screams at everything|
fun fact: if you say ‘bucky barnes is a villain’ three times into a mirror then steve rogers will appear and punch you in the face
no matter the distance, your friendship is always important
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
they still shit all over the place and eat garbage
ok but so do we
Piggy takes approximately zero crap
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up