waking up with your period
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
"what can you do with an art history degree???"
day 173405: the world is still incredibly lucky i am not a mage
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
Antoine Triplett in new Agents of SHIELD season 2 promotional picture
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
So hey let’s say you want to write an AU in which Steve Rogers is a baker/dad/athlete/pornstar/whatever, and he’s got his Best Buddy (who’s Like a Brother to Him), and then he meets this GUY for the first time, and they have AMAZING INSTANT CHEMISTRY?
But wait, you’re casting Bucky…